im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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