Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
i think my cat just said my name.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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