So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Still dying that you shit outside
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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