He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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