Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
