that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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