If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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