we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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