i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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