It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Randomize
