I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
where does the pee come out of this thing
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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