She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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