This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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