The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Someone stole a lamp last night.