i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.