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• (707): View more from California

  I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"

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  Soulmates.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?

  (406): View more from Montana

  Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior

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  Little bit of both

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• (801): View more from Utah

  And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's

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• (518): View more from New York

  Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...

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