he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.