Don't you send me to vm
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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