I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes