We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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