i don't like sucking hair
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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