let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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