The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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