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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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