why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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