my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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