After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
