Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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