is your mom at the bar?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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