Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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