Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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