So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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