Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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