I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize