You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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