I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
