THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just gargled with NyQuil
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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