I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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