brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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