Grow some girl-balls and come out already
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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