ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
