i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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