office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else