There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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