My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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