I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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