Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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