Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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