I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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