Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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