Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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