O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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