I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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