i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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