I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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