i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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