I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
