I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I take back everything I said about communal showers
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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