Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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